December 2011
“A book is a mirror: if an ass peers into it, you can’t expect an apostle to look...”
– C.G. Lightenberg
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Apparently when a guy in work is speaking to you quite upset about how his dog mauled his tortoise and started chucking it about the room, asking, “Was it like something out of Mario Kart?” is not funny. I learned this today.
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
I am struggling.
“I may sound old-fashioned, but I want to think all women should be treated like...”
– Frank Sinatra
Just to quietly let you all know before I begin posting mountains of stuff:
The Hunger Games is my new Harry Potter.
You all know how HP affected me and now I am into the Hunger Games so brace yourselves and possibly unfollow.
HERE GOES. PEETA MELLARK YA RIDE.
“In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get...”
– Mortimer J. Adler
Well, my review of The Hunger Games is going to be...
It’s amazing.
ogremom:
do you ever leave a room hoping that when you get back there will be an alien or a copy of sburb or a time traveler or a big sort of wizardy guy thing or maybe even just a ghost or a dog ready to whisk you off on a crazy adventure and when you get back from making tea and inevitably find nothing even after knowing it is ridiculous and childish you are still a little disappointed 8’)
WELL I feel like a dick for drinking too much wine and missing Great Expectations.
What a fuddy fud I am. Off to bed to sleep it off and I can hopefully catch some Dickens on the iPlayer tomorrow.
Just deleted a message I had saved on here for...
Because that was really sad.
Hairy night
when your ex of ten years ago phones you all night. Can’t put your phone off because it’s your alarm and you’re too pished to think of an alternative.
I had a really bad day in work, too. One of the worst in a while. So glad to be home, though, had a nice wee drive home from a nice person, I am now drinking wine and smelling like a tiny marshmallow after a bath filled with all...
new year's eve 2008: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2009 is better
new year's eve 2009: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2010 is better
new year's eve 2010: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2011 is better
new year's eve 2011: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2012 is better
"You are so pretty I could boak."
Well, that’s the compliment of the day.
oh-potter-you-rotter:
eternallyinthetardis:
Isn’t it weird that the person you’re going to marry is out there, right now, living their life?
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA